Not Your Mama

Last Night
-got shitfaced on dollar drinks
-cock blocked dan
-lost 70$
-got in a cab and got out after two minutes and paying 20$
-threw up Manhattan clam chowder
-got home

Good Night

Dark Horse

Cortland weekend.

Drove up, did a tee-shirt, fell on my ass, didn't fuck a fat chick(thanks Lee), chick eye fuck the shit out of me on the dance floor, got hammerd, met some cool people.